A WALK? Now? In The Rain?
I Fart. It Happens.
When I was a pup I had one toy and it was a stick
My humans run around yelling at each other all day I make one sound and am told to shut up
You’ll see on my resume I have caught the mailman
Loyalty and love is worth every dog hair.
Happiness is a Pug in a Tulip field
If I poop on the floor before you leave for work You’ll have to spend more time with me
We found a fawn laying in between the legs of its dead mother, who had been hit by a car. So we took her in. Now she thinks, she is a dog.
I Did the math we can’t afford the cat
Roll Over? You Mean Roll Another?
There is no friend more loyal in this world then a dog.
Would you give up your own meal if it meant your dog could eat?
I hate Everything
Your silly furniture blockade can’t stop me, human
He did it! He did it!
What the entrance to heaven must look like
No amount of time will erase the memory of a good dog.
You can’t handle my fabulousness
I Think I Interrupted a puppy business meeting.
This is how she looks at me when I try to sing in the car.
So You’re telling me you faked throwing that ball?
I’m sorry… but you know that I hate the scary parts!
I tried to save my master from the vacuum cleaner – But he just yelled at me